From the desk of Edward Bradford
Dear Readers of Whole Grain Serial:
If Mr. Bradford’s mention of a bainshunfu-bot in “Leviathon” in any way inspired or contributed to the creation of an actual sex robot, he would like to express his regrets. He believes that it is regrettable that fornication is a sin and terrible that pornographers have done so much to multiply fornication while draining it of pleasures. He dislikes that inventors are getting into the game.
Mr. Bradford would like to assure the nerds of the world that the worst sex he ever had (i.e. with a real, live, actual woman) was vastly better than the best of any substitute for sex he has experienced. It was so much better it is more a matter of contrast than comparison. He is confident that your experience will be the same.
Put in the effort of persuading a woman to do it with you, even if you must resort to the legitimate relationship of marriage and pass on fornication, and invest you intellect in something fruitful. Even if you don’t make mankind better, you will be better off increasing human pleasure rather than decreasing it.
Sincerely,
Angelica Rioles, Secretary to Mr. Edward Bradford.